The fortune telling thread

[PorcupineMan]

You probably know how this works but I will still explain. You give the fortune of the person who posted before you, and the next person gives you your fortune.

[Admin-sama]

hay you jerk this was my idea in OP and on the zelda site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PorcupineMan]

Yeah, I got it from you.

[sakuras-full-of-cats]

Well I geuss I'll start this then =)

Will flying monkies ever come down and take the first born son of every family in the world and train them into cheetahs so that eventualy they will literaly become cheetahs.Then will these Cheetahs Take the first born daughter of every family in the world and train them to be Unicorns, which they will literaly become, that will fly around sprinkaling Unicorn dust on everyone that left turning them into mice that will hail to the flying monkies and Cinderella?

[PorcupineMan]

You will eventually be attacked by an imported canadian mongoose by the name of jerald who drinks to much. When you tell the doctor how you got your injuries he will not believe you because you are in russia and he doesn't speak a bit of english so you will be sent to an exorcist for a major beating and then to the psychiatrics ward for being crazy.

[sakuras-full-of-cats]

O.O That didn't answer my question xD Curses I knew that mongoose would come for me >.> <.<

[PorcupineMan]

You tell me... it's your fortune (well technically mine but still)

[sakuras-full-of-cats]

Unless...THE MONGOOSE CONTROLES THE MONKIES!! Dear God, Gladus get the President on the phone!

[PorcupineMan]

I am the president! We should... I dunna nuke canada? or russia? or mongeese?

[sakuras-full-of-cats]

Kill the SOVIETS!! And China...I've never been a fan of China. With there fancy smancy stickers that all say: "Made in China" LIKE THEY OWN ME! Also Cuba that's where the Mongoose is hiding! And before we do that lets smuggle some cigars!

[PorcupineMan]

Oh god hand cramp! Can't hit button to launch nukes..

[sakuras-full-of-cats]

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